Totally Teen Genie is episode 1a of season 1 of Kuu Kuu Harajuku. It initially aired on October 3, 2016.
With the Totally Teen Award show just around the corner, Angel accidentally releases a teen genie from a bronze hoodie award, so she is granted three wishes which the girls use to catapult themselves to the top, or so they think.
- Teen Genie (debut)
- Twisty T (debut)
- Eago (debut, not named until Super Kawaii Sunday)
- Mauve Madison (debut)
- Sammy Stars (debut)
- Morgan (debut)
- Macy (debut)
- Albert Wee-ZELL (debut. not named until Happy Slam)
The episode opens with Rudie and HJ5! waiting to hear the announcements for the "Totally Teen" Golden Hoodie award. Rudie is disappointed when he loses to Morgan and Macy under the guidance of their manager, Sammy Stars. According to Rudie, it's their 157th award that night. Sammy calls Rudie on his phone and gloats over his win. As Rudie hangs up, the host announces that him and HJ5 have won an award, and after rushing up the stairs, knocking out the host, and unleashing his giant list of people he wants to thank, he discovers the reward is actually for the most concert fails, to which Sammy Stars plays a sarcastic sad tune on his trombone. Sammy pulls a lever opening a trap door and sending Rudie and the girls down a chute.Rudie is shown lying on a couch, contemplating that it was just a dream, however, the girls show him the golden hoodie, much to his dismay, and reinforced that those events did happen, albeit a year ago.
Angel continues the string of bad wishes when she asks that HJ5 have the catchiest song on the chart. The wish is granted, however, it becomes really obnoxious and repetitive, specially when all the fans start singing it nonstop. The girls then proceed to hide in a trash bin in hopes they will escape from the song. In trying to find a silver lining, Angel mentions that at least they have popularity but, thanks to Gwen, pointed out that, despite being a catchy song, there was no guarantee people would actually like it.
At the awards ceremony, Angel questions if Rudie is going to use his last wish to help him get an award, but he smiles and tells her he doesn't need a reward to make him proud, the girls already do that for him. The hostess announces that the award for "best rescue of a city from giant rampaging twins" goes to Rudie. He excitedly runs from the stands and accepts his award and begins a long, drawn out speech, much to the girls' amusement.
- Genie: Your wish is like my, whatever!
- Angel: Teen genie, I said Kawaii, not Hawaii!
- Genie: You must be mistaking me for some genie who cares.
- G: This suit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
- Love (after noticing the mob of angry fans): Maximum creepy overload!
- The above quote by G is a reference to a lyric in Gwen Stefani's song "Hollaback Girl". "This s--t is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"
Totally Teen Genie • Angel's Flight • Music Baby • Wanted Audience • Game Over • Phony Ponies • Hello Puppy • G, This Is Awfully Deep • Baby's Birthday • Labor Of Love • Bad Boy and Little Girl • Yummy Bear Nado • Drums of Doom • Adventures in Housesitting • The Kawaiifier • Super Kawaii Sunday • Delectabubbles • Kablooey Chewie • Water Baby • Music Zoo • The Dotted Line • Life is But a Dream • Oh, G • Greenhouse • Control Plus Alt Plus Dimension • Angel Hair • Inside Job • Sea Monkeying Around • Trust Your Inner Uniphant • Starr Power • Zero G • Angel Food • Happy Slam • Retro Fiasco • HJ10 • Wave of Love • Sand and Deliver • Moods Meow (Episode) • Yeti in the House • The Young and the Reckless • Brodie on Board • Womzilla • Emotizoms • The Big Time • Un-Bear-able • Snowy the Frostman • Kawaii Cake Mix Up • Angel Fever • Candy Blossom Flower Festivel • Princess Power • Hark! A Quarkle! • The Ends of the Earth